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    Article AN OLD, OLD STORY. ← Page 3 of 4 →
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An Old, Old Story.

supposes that everybody else cares for our words or our doings , Avhon in fact nobody cares one farthing . The Avorld is a i-ery " insouciant " Avorld on the Avhole , and has no time to attend to the philandering' of Orlando Sniggleton , or the maidenly blushes of Emmelina Bustleton .

I feel in this respect like an ancient crony of mine , who used to say , " AVhen people are engaged , Sir , they are , Sir , and that is quite enough for anybody to knoiv or care for . By Jove , Sir , its bad enough in itself , without telling all the world that two more donkies hai-e

shown they belong to the good old breed . " I quite agree ivith my good old friend , and even at this distance of time , I remember his words and reverence his wisdom ! It is a

very stupid , and I think vulgar habit which makes people fuss about engaged persons aud brides . In society , luckily , the custom is going out , and the sooner it is given up the better . I , for one , never am inclined to yield to it , even though my old friend Mrs . McGrubber thinks and says

that " I am a very unfeeling and ill-bred elderly gentleman ! " Be it so ' AVell , when the settlements Avere signed " pace " the old family lawyer , ( who was very slow , and made ivonclerful mistakes , as family lawyers sometimes will do , ) and all

the presents wore given—Lucy and Mainwaring ivere duly married at the parish chnrch by an Indian archdeacon , ( that is , by an archdeacon who had been in India , ) an old . and a A'aiued friend of Lucy ' s

father , duly assisted by the rector . Lucy , brilliant in good looks , aud radiant in happiness , and Maiuwaring supremely rejoicing , seemed , as every one said , " a very handsome and lucky couple . " The curate was not present , ( for his feelingsas he said to his rectorwere too

, , many for him ) , though as in three Avecks afterwards he married a Miss Jobson Avith . - £ 25 , 000 , and a good deal too good for him , we may fancy that he soon recovered his usual equanimity , and Ave may well leave him to the happiness of his own

fireside , and the full play of his domestic sympathies aud elevated tastes . After the marriage of Lucy Longhurst and Walter Mainivaring , Miss Margerison found the Cedars rather lonely ; and so Avhen they returned from their wedding

tour , the good old woman asked them to come and "live with her , and bless her daily vision , and close her old eyes when God's time came to her , " as it comes in His good Providence to us all here . Mr . Maiuwaring Avas only too ready to

please that kind old soul , and no happier , or more cheery family party can be found than that Avhich gathers together under that hospitable roof at the Cedars . Mr . Carriithors , who married Emily Monekton , has taken Mainwaring ' s little bachelor

abode , and there is a constant interchange of friendly gatherings . And as the two other Aliss Moncktons looked so charming at Lucy ' s wedding in Avhite and cerise , two very eligible young men proposed nearly simultaneously , much to the

delight of Mrs . Monekton , so that the neighbourhood promises to be a very agreeable one , for those Avho know eac'h other so Avell , and like each other so much . Old Colonel Mackintosh is still to the fore , and may be seen reading his paper

daily at the Avindow of the Senior United . Service Club . He is still as erect as ever , and as pleasant as ever , though he does not conceal his opinion that the '' army is not what it was , Sir , " and , " in my day , Sir , we did things differently . "

Notwithstanding the remarks of that good old boy , and gallant soldier , and true comrade , I am inclined to think , myself , that the English army is essentially unchangedthat you can't spoil it , aud that it will be , what it always has been , " second to none . "

Indeed , I feel sure that " John Beetlecrusher " will do his duty , as he always has done it , in every hemisphere , and against any odds . But old soldiers like old ladies , and old everybodies sometimes seem to forget that " tempora mutantcv nos et mutamur in illis" and

, that we who complained of our forefathers as " old fogies , " Avlien we Avere young and verdant , must noe cry out if the " young uns" Avill go a-head to-day , and leave us gouty , and grumbling and growling behind . Lately quite an excitement has been

created at the Cedars , by the advent of a little Lucy , who has unceasing charms alike for Miss Margerison aud Colonel Mackintosh , to say nothing of Mr . Mainwaring , the servants , and the monthl y nurse .

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Monthly Masonic Summary. Article 1
WONDERS OF OPERATIVE MASONRY. Article 2
A TRIP TO DAI-BUTSU. Article 5
LECTURES ON "NUMBER ONE AND HOW TO TAKE CARE OF HIM." Article 6
GLEANINGS FROM OLD DOCUMENTS. Article 8
A YEAR AFTER: THE MAIDEN'S STORY. Article 10
AN OLD, OLD STORY. Article 11
NOTES ON THE OLD MINUTE BOOKS OF THE BRITISH UNION LODGE, NO 114, IPSWICH. A.D, 1762. Article 14
SOCIAL PROBLEMS AND THEIR PEACEFUL SOLUTION. Article 17
"THE DYING GLADIATOR." Article 21
CONTEMPORARY LETTERS ON THE FRENCH REVOLUTION. Article 22
THE OCEAN. Article 24
FREEMASONRY IN FRANCE. Article 25
DENTED HIM MASONIC BURIAL. Article 27
A TERRIBLE CATALOGUE. Article 29
FREEMASONRY—ITS PERSISTENCE AND WORK. Article 32
COUSIN WILL. Article 34
THE WOUNDED CAPTAIN. Article 35
Our Archaeological Corner. Article 36
NOTES ON LITERATURE, SCIENCE AND ART. Article 37
FAITH, HOPE, AND CHARITY. Article 39
THE ORIGIN AND REFERENCES OF THE HERMESIAN SPURIOUS FREEMASONRY. Article 39
THE WAKENING. Article 43
A LONDON ADVENTURE: Article 43
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An Old, Old Story.

supposes that everybody else cares for our words or our doings , Avhon in fact nobody cares one farthing . The Avorld is a i-ery " insouciant " Avorld on the Avhole , and has no time to attend to the philandering' of Orlando Sniggleton , or the maidenly blushes of Emmelina Bustleton .

I feel in this respect like an ancient crony of mine , who used to say , " AVhen people are engaged , Sir , they are , Sir , and that is quite enough for anybody to knoiv or care for . By Jove , Sir , its bad enough in itself , without telling all the world that two more donkies hai-e

shown they belong to the good old breed . " I quite agree ivith my good old friend , and even at this distance of time , I remember his words and reverence his wisdom ! It is a

very stupid , and I think vulgar habit which makes people fuss about engaged persons aud brides . In society , luckily , the custom is going out , and the sooner it is given up the better . I , for one , never am inclined to yield to it , even though my old friend Mrs . McGrubber thinks and says

that " I am a very unfeeling and ill-bred elderly gentleman ! " Be it so ' AVell , when the settlements Avere signed " pace " the old family lawyer , ( who was very slow , and made ivonclerful mistakes , as family lawyers sometimes will do , ) and all

the presents wore given—Lucy and Mainwaring ivere duly married at the parish chnrch by an Indian archdeacon , ( that is , by an archdeacon who had been in India , ) an old . and a A'aiued friend of Lucy ' s

father , duly assisted by the rector . Lucy , brilliant in good looks , aud radiant in happiness , and Maiuwaring supremely rejoicing , seemed , as every one said , " a very handsome and lucky couple . " The curate was not present , ( for his feelingsas he said to his rectorwere too

, , many for him ) , though as in three Avecks afterwards he married a Miss Jobson Avith . - £ 25 , 000 , and a good deal too good for him , we may fancy that he soon recovered his usual equanimity , and Ave may well leave him to the happiness of his own

fireside , and the full play of his domestic sympathies aud elevated tastes . After the marriage of Lucy Longhurst and Walter Mainivaring , Miss Margerison found the Cedars rather lonely ; and so Avhen they returned from their wedding

tour , the good old woman asked them to come and "live with her , and bless her daily vision , and close her old eyes when God's time came to her , " as it comes in His good Providence to us all here . Mr . Maiuwaring Avas only too ready to

please that kind old soul , and no happier , or more cheery family party can be found than that Avhich gathers together under that hospitable roof at the Cedars . Mr . Carriithors , who married Emily Monekton , has taken Mainwaring ' s little bachelor

abode , and there is a constant interchange of friendly gatherings . And as the two other Aliss Moncktons looked so charming at Lucy ' s wedding in Avhite and cerise , two very eligible young men proposed nearly simultaneously , much to the

delight of Mrs . Monekton , so that the neighbourhood promises to be a very agreeable one , for those Avho know eac'h other so Avell , and like each other so much . Old Colonel Mackintosh is still to the fore , and may be seen reading his paper

daily at the Avindow of the Senior United . Service Club . He is still as erect as ever , and as pleasant as ever , though he does not conceal his opinion that the '' army is not what it was , Sir , " and , " in my day , Sir , we did things differently . "

Notwithstanding the remarks of that good old boy , and gallant soldier , and true comrade , I am inclined to think , myself , that the English army is essentially unchangedthat you can't spoil it , aud that it will be , what it always has been , " second to none . "

Indeed , I feel sure that " John Beetlecrusher " will do his duty , as he always has done it , in every hemisphere , and against any odds . But old soldiers like old ladies , and old everybodies sometimes seem to forget that " tempora mutantcv nos et mutamur in illis" and

, that we who complained of our forefathers as " old fogies , " Avlien we Avere young and verdant , must noe cry out if the " young uns" Avill go a-head to-day , and leave us gouty , and grumbling and growling behind . Lately quite an excitement has been

created at the Cedars , by the advent of a little Lucy , who has unceasing charms alike for Miss Margerison aud Colonel Mackintosh , to say nothing of Mr . Mainwaring , the servants , and the monthl y nurse .

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