Skip to main content
Museum of Freemasonry

Masonic Periodicals Online

  • Explore
  • Advanced Search
  • Home
  • Explore
  • The Freemason's Chronicle
  • Aug. 8, 1896
  • Page 5
  • SCRAPS FOR SPARE MOMENTS.
Current:

The Freemason's Chronicle, Aug. 8, 1896: Page 5

  • Back to The Freemason's Chronicle, Aug. 8, 1896
  • Print image
  • Articles/Ads
    Article INTERNATIONAL FREEMASONRY. Page 1 of 1
    Article SCRAPS FOR SPARE MOMENTS. Page 1 of 1
    Article SCRAPS FOR SPARE MOMENTS. Page 1 of 1
    Ad Untitled Page 1 of 1
Page 5

Note: This text has been automatically extracted via Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software.

International Freemasonry.

INTERNATIONAL FREEMASONRY .

BY the special invitation of Dean Hole , whose guest he is , the Eev . Warren C . Hubbard , of Eochester , in the State of New York , U . S . A ., occupied the pulpit at Eochester Cathedral on Sunday evening . The reverend gentleman is the bearer of an offering—a processional cross—to the English cathedral church from the Freemasons of his city , he being himself a Past Master of the Lodge there , and Grand Chaplain for the State of New York . In honour of his visit the whole of the members of

the six local Lodges attended the service , wearing the full regalia of the Craft , and were accommodated with seats in the nave . After the service the Brethren adjourned to the Corn Exchange , where they were joined by the Mayor of Eochester , Dean Hole , and the Eev . W . 0 . Hubbard . The Mayor gave Mr . Hubbard a cordial welcome on behalf of the citizens of

Eochester . The Dean of Eochester , who wore Masonic regalia , on behalf of the Masters , Wardens , and Fellows of Gundulph Lodge , No . 1050 , and the other local Lodges , then begged the distinguished visitor ' s acceptance of an address of welcome . He spoke of the great kindness he himself met with during his lecturing tour in the United States , and said that Eochester , in

the State of New York , excelled all other places in the enthusiasm the people displayed in his reception . At the same time no community welcomed him so heartily as the Freemasons of that city , and he should never forget the affection and esteem with which he was made happy in their brotherly company . Eeferring to the present which had been given to Eochester Cathedral by

the Freemasons across the sea , the dean said it was a sign of salvation , of which they were not ashamed , and it was a sign of that religion from which they derived all that was best in Masonry , all that was best in manhood , and all that was best in their individual lives . In acknowledging the compliment the Eev . W . C . Hubbard said that many Englishmen did not understand America or the peculiarities of American people .

Americans who are bona fide Americans could never , while there was a living God , strike their own mother . They must not believe all they read in the newspapers . In the United States there were Americans and Americans so-called . The Americans themselves were loyal to the English people , and they must never forget , as the Americans never would , that without the English America could not have been . The proceedings shortly afterwards terminated . — " Morning Post . "

From far-off Australia we learn that the Parramatta St . George Lodge recently entertained the distressed Brethren , inmates of the Parramatta Benevolent Asylums , at a banquet in the Masonic Hall there , when fourteen out of a total of nineteen Masonic inmates were present , amongst them Colonel Ike Austin ( the erstwhile great American rifle shot ) and J . B . Steele / the

well-known actor ) . Worshipful Master Bro . W . E . Salter presided , and there were present a large number of the Craft , including some of the Grand Lodge Officers . The I . P . M . Bro . Dr . Phillips proposed the toast of the Visitors , and in doing so he said that Lodge Parramatta St . George gained more honour

by entertaining their distressed Brethren than by entertaining Vice-royalty . He said that it had been suggested to him that the Craft , with its wealthy benevolent fund , could take charge of all their Brethren now in the asylums , and house them comfortably . It was a credit to the Craft that there were only nineteen Freemason inmates of these two asylums out of a population of 1 . 400 .

Scraps For Spare Moments.

SCRAPS FOR SPARE MOMENTS .

••T ) 0 * LLY , " she said to the new girl , when the question of wages had JL been settled , and her ordinary duties enumerated for the ninth time , " there are times when my husband comes home in a— a—condition . " " Yes ' m . " " In a dazed , doubtful condition . " " Yes'm . " " Caused by overtaxing his brain at the Lodge . "

" Oh yes ' m , I understand , ma'am ; and if he comes into the kitchen and puts his arm round me I ' m to — " " Retain your dignity . " " That ' s it , ma ' am . That ' s just what has happened in my last two places ; and I'll warrant you I can behave in such a manner that he'll tako me for the lady of the house . Oh don't lot that dazed condition worry you as long as I remain , ma ' am . "

I have myself seen some queer things in Lodge , and in connection with it , in my time , and could write such an account as would make a nice commotion . But I am confident that what directly concerns Masons is best left to themselves , and no good was ever done by " exposures " of the Craft . One of my oldest Masonic friends is busy on " The Autobiography of a and curious it is

Mason , " reading . If the MSS . I have read be ever published there is no doubt it will have a " boom . " Literary style or composition is looked over when it is a question of " secrets revealed . " Of course the day has long sinco gone by when Masons had any fear of the Craft as a Society having power to punish . I have known more than one Mason practically kicked out of his Mother Lodge , only to find a more important one ready to

Scraps For Spare Moments.

receive him with open arms ; and I am afraid there is not much " solidarity ' and a great deal of jealousy at present among Lodges . However , there seems to be a growing animosity of Masons to Masonry that puzzles even me , and the only result to me , after giving an opinion I was asked for as a favour , has been to give mortal offence by suggesting that the title ought to be changed to " The dark side of Freemasonry . " After twenty years' acquaintance it is not very pleasant to find that on one side at least it has been self-interest , and not friendship ; but " all ' s well that ends well . "

Some years ago I drove about ten miles one evening to see a Brother who had given up business and retired to an outlandish place in the country . I found him in a very ill-humour , of which his wife forewarned me . " What do you think of this , Bro . P . M . Bright ? Somebody has sent me a parcel containing nothing but a length of rope with a noose at one end . Of course I need not guess the intended meaning . " " It ' s quite a delicate compliment , " I said , without moving a muscle . " What , a suggestion to hang myself ? " he shouted ; " I call it a gross insult . "

" Nothing of the kind . In the language of symbolism it means that the length of your cable tow is thus extended from the Brother who has sent it . It is a delicate way of saying , ' Don't forget your Brethren or your obligations to them in your retreat . ' " " Ah , I see ; I have been in such an awful state , because , yon see , Bto . Bright , I really don't deserve an insult from anybody . Mary , my love , will

you let us have a bottle of ' 47 port ; it will just wake us up before dinner . I could see Mrs . — had great difficulty in keeping her countenance . As for me , I was obliged to ask my friend if he did not intend cultivating orchids , at which he laughed immediately , and I had the satisfaction of joining in the chorus , to my great relief . Orchids were nevermore mentioned during a very agreeable four hours' visit .

At a Masonic ball I was once decoyed into writing four lines for a lady I knew very well , to be sent " in fun , " she said , to her husband as a Valentine . And I got into nice hot water thereby , or at least I suppose so , inasmuch as she has avoided me ever since . Here they are : —

FOHGET-ME-NOT . The sweets of married life , dear Cain , Depart , as all the world agree ; The family jars they say remain , And so will I—you'll still have me I

Whether it was that the lady did not read the lines , or for some other reason , she had them neatly inserted in a purchased Valentine gorgeous with billing doves and cupids peeping through'lace , and took it to the Post Office , where she bought a large envelope , and got one of the girl clerks to address it to her husband . Nest morning at breakfast there was a fine piece of acting , but he

laughed so inordinately on reading the lines , that I think I am right in saying she did not applaud . But some people are really very difficult to please 1 If Cain was able to see the joke , why not Clara ? That ' s what I want to know . Of course I had told him the night before what I had done , but that ought not to have made much difference . GENIAL JAMIE .

Ad00503

GAIETYEESTAURANT,STZEL- ^ IbTID . LUNCHEONS ( HOT and COLD)—At Popular Prices , in BUFFET and EESTAUEANT ( on lst floor ) . Also Chops , Steaks , Joints , Entrees , & c , in the GEILL EOOM . AFTERNOON TEAConsisting of Tea or Coffee , Cut Bread and Butter , Jam , Cake , Pastry , ad lib , at 1 / - per head ; served from 4 till 6 in EESTAUEANT ( lst floor ) . DINNERS IN RESTAURANTFrom 5-30 till 9 at Fixed Prices ( 3 / 6 and 5 / - ) and a la Carte . Smoking after 7-45 . AMERICAN BAR . THE GRILL ROOM is open till 12-30 . PRIVATE DDfrnG K 00 MS FOE LARGE AM ) SMALL PARTIES . SPIEBS AND POND , Ltd ., Proprietors .

“The Freemason's Chronicle: 1896-08-08, Page 5” Masonic Periodicals Online, Library and Museum of Freemasonry, 21 May 2025, django:8000/periodicals/fcn/issues/fcn_08081896/page/5/.
  • List
  • Grid
Title Category Page
OUR SECRECY ASSAILED. Article 1
PROPOSED HALL AT COLCHESTER. Article 1
SHROPSHIRE. Article 1
NORTH AND EAST YORKSHIRE. Article 1
CENTENARY AT HASLINGDEN. Article 2
ROYAL ARCH. Article 2
KENT. Article 3
"A SPRIG OF ACACIA." Article 3
RITUAL TINKERS. Article 4
THE FREEMASON BOGEY. Article 4
AFFILIATION FEES. Article 4
INTERNATIONAL FREEMASONRY. Article 5
SCRAPS FOR SPARE MOMENTS. Article 5
Untitled Ad 5
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 6
Untitled Ad 7
Untitled Ad 7
Untitled Ad 7
Untitled Ad 7
Untitled Article 7
R.M.I. BOYS. Article 7
REPORTS OF MEETINGS. Article 8
EUROPEAN LODGES. Article 9
IS "MASONIC DEATH" PERPETUAL? Article 9
WEAK OR WANING LODGES. Article 9
MASONRY'S OBJECTS AND ENDS. Article 10
Untitled Ad 11
Untitled Ad 11
Untitled Ad 11
Untitled Ad 11
Untitled Ad 11
NEXT WEEK. Article 12
AIDS TO ENJOYMENT. Article 12
HERTFORD COUNTY COLLEGE. Article 12
The Theatres, &c. Article 12
Untitled Ad 12
Page 1

Page 1

5 Articles
Page 2

Page 2

4 Articles
Page 3

Page 3

3 Articles
Page 4

Page 4

4 Articles
Page 5

Page 5

4 Articles
Page 6

Page 6

8 Articles
Page 7

Page 7

7 Articles
Page 8

Page 8

2 Articles
Page 9

Page 9

4 Articles
Page 10

Page 10

3 Articles
Page 11

Page 11

7 Articles
Page 12

Page 12

7 Articles
Page 5

Note: This text has been automatically extracted via Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software.

International Freemasonry.

INTERNATIONAL FREEMASONRY .

BY the special invitation of Dean Hole , whose guest he is , the Eev . Warren C . Hubbard , of Eochester , in the State of New York , U . S . A ., occupied the pulpit at Eochester Cathedral on Sunday evening . The reverend gentleman is the bearer of an offering—a processional cross—to the English cathedral church from the Freemasons of his city , he being himself a Past Master of the Lodge there , and Grand Chaplain for the State of New York . In honour of his visit the whole of the members of

the six local Lodges attended the service , wearing the full regalia of the Craft , and were accommodated with seats in the nave . After the service the Brethren adjourned to the Corn Exchange , where they were joined by the Mayor of Eochester , Dean Hole , and the Eev . W . 0 . Hubbard . The Mayor gave Mr . Hubbard a cordial welcome on behalf of the citizens of

Eochester . The Dean of Eochester , who wore Masonic regalia , on behalf of the Masters , Wardens , and Fellows of Gundulph Lodge , No . 1050 , and the other local Lodges , then begged the distinguished visitor ' s acceptance of an address of welcome . He spoke of the great kindness he himself met with during his lecturing tour in the United States , and said that Eochester , in

the State of New York , excelled all other places in the enthusiasm the people displayed in his reception . At the same time no community welcomed him so heartily as the Freemasons of that city , and he should never forget the affection and esteem with which he was made happy in their brotherly company . Eeferring to the present which had been given to Eochester Cathedral by

the Freemasons across the sea , the dean said it was a sign of salvation , of which they were not ashamed , and it was a sign of that religion from which they derived all that was best in Masonry , all that was best in manhood , and all that was best in their individual lives . In acknowledging the compliment the Eev . W . C . Hubbard said that many Englishmen did not understand America or the peculiarities of American people .

Americans who are bona fide Americans could never , while there was a living God , strike their own mother . They must not believe all they read in the newspapers . In the United States there were Americans and Americans so-called . The Americans themselves were loyal to the English people , and they must never forget , as the Americans never would , that without the English America could not have been . The proceedings shortly afterwards terminated . — " Morning Post . "

From far-off Australia we learn that the Parramatta St . George Lodge recently entertained the distressed Brethren , inmates of the Parramatta Benevolent Asylums , at a banquet in the Masonic Hall there , when fourteen out of a total of nineteen Masonic inmates were present , amongst them Colonel Ike Austin ( the erstwhile great American rifle shot ) and J . B . Steele / the

well-known actor ) . Worshipful Master Bro . W . E . Salter presided , and there were present a large number of the Craft , including some of the Grand Lodge Officers . The I . P . M . Bro . Dr . Phillips proposed the toast of the Visitors , and in doing so he said that Lodge Parramatta St . George gained more honour

by entertaining their distressed Brethren than by entertaining Vice-royalty . He said that it had been suggested to him that the Craft , with its wealthy benevolent fund , could take charge of all their Brethren now in the asylums , and house them comfortably . It was a credit to the Craft that there were only nineteen Freemason inmates of these two asylums out of a population of 1 . 400 .

Scraps For Spare Moments.

SCRAPS FOR SPARE MOMENTS .

••T ) 0 * LLY , " she said to the new girl , when the question of wages had JL been settled , and her ordinary duties enumerated for the ninth time , " there are times when my husband comes home in a— a—condition . " " Yes ' m . " " In a dazed , doubtful condition . " " Yes'm . " " Caused by overtaxing his brain at the Lodge . "

" Oh yes ' m , I understand , ma'am ; and if he comes into the kitchen and puts his arm round me I ' m to — " " Retain your dignity . " " That ' s it , ma ' am . That ' s just what has happened in my last two places ; and I'll warrant you I can behave in such a manner that he'll tako me for the lady of the house . Oh don't lot that dazed condition worry you as long as I remain , ma ' am . "

I have myself seen some queer things in Lodge , and in connection with it , in my time , and could write such an account as would make a nice commotion . But I am confident that what directly concerns Masons is best left to themselves , and no good was ever done by " exposures " of the Craft . One of my oldest Masonic friends is busy on " The Autobiography of a and curious it is

Mason , " reading . If the MSS . I have read be ever published there is no doubt it will have a " boom . " Literary style or composition is looked over when it is a question of " secrets revealed . " Of course the day has long sinco gone by when Masons had any fear of the Craft as a Society having power to punish . I have known more than one Mason practically kicked out of his Mother Lodge , only to find a more important one ready to

Scraps For Spare Moments.

receive him with open arms ; and I am afraid there is not much " solidarity ' and a great deal of jealousy at present among Lodges . However , there seems to be a growing animosity of Masons to Masonry that puzzles even me , and the only result to me , after giving an opinion I was asked for as a favour , has been to give mortal offence by suggesting that the title ought to be changed to " The dark side of Freemasonry . " After twenty years' acquaintance it is not very pleasant to find that on one side at least it has been self-interest , and not friendship ; but " all ' s well that ends well . "

Some years ago I drove about ten miles one evening to see a Brother who had given up business and retired to an outlandish place in the country . I found him in a very ill-humour , of which his wife forewarned me . " What do you think of this , Bro . P . M . Bright ? Somebody has sent me a parcel containing nothing but a length of rope with a noose at one end . Of course I need not guess the intended meaning . " " It ' s quite a delicate compliment , " I said , without moving a muscle . " What , a suggestion to hang myself ? " he shouted ; " I call it a gross insult . "

" Nothing of the kind . In the language of symbolism it means that the length of your cable tow is thus extended from the Brother who has sent it . It is a delicate way of saying , ' Don't forget your Brethren or your obligations to them in your retreat . ' " " Ah , I see ; I have been in such an awful state , because , yon see , Bto . Bright , I really don't deserve an insult from anybody . Mary , my love , will

you let us have a bottle of ' 47 port ; it will just wake us up before dinner . I could see Mrs . — had great difficulty in keeping her countenance . As for me , I was obliged to ask my friend if he did not intend cultivating orchids , at which he laughed immediately , and I had the satisfaction of joining in the chorus , to my great relief . Orchids were nevermore mentioned during a very agreeable four hours' visit .

At a Masonic ball I was once decoyed into writing four lines for a lady I knew very well , to be sent " in fun , " she said , to her husband as a Valentine . And I got into nice hot water thereby , or at least I suppose so , inasmuch as she has avoided me ever since . Here they are : —

FOHGET-ME-NOT . The sweets of married life , dear Cain , Depart , as all the world agree ; The family jars they say remain , And so will I—you'll still have me I

Whether it was that the lady did not read the lines , or for some other reason , she had them neatly inserted in a purchased Valentine gorgeous with billing doves and cupids peeping through'lace , and took it to the Post Office , where she bought a large envelope , and got one of the girl clerks to address it to her husband . Nest morning at breakfast there was a fine piece of acting , but he

laughed so inordinately on reading the lines , that I think I am right in saying she did not applaud . But some people are really very difficult to please 1 If Cain was able to see the joke , why not Clara ? That ' s what I want to know . Of course I had told him the night before what I had done , but that ought not to have made much difference . GENIAL JAMIE .

Ad00503

GAIETYEESTAURANT,STZEL- ^ IbTID . LUNCHEONS ( HOT and COLD)—At Popular Prices , in BUFFET and EESTAUEANT ( on lst floor ) . Also Chops , Steaks , Joints , Entrees , & c , in the GEILL EOOM . AFTERNOON TEAConsisting of Tea or Coffee , Cut Bread and Butter , Jam , Cake , Pastry , ad lib , at 1 / - per head ; served from 4 till 6 in EESTAUEANT ( lst floor ) . DINNERS IN RESTAURANTFrom 5-30 till 9 at Fixed Prices ( 3 / 6 and 5 / - ) and a la Carte . Smoking after 7-45 . AMERICAN BAR . THE GRILL ROOM is open till 12-30 . PRIVATE DDfrnG K 00 MS FOE LARGE AM ) SMALL PARTIES . SPIEBS AND POND , Ltd ., Proprietors .

  • Prev page
  • 1
  • 4
  • You're on page5
  • 6
  • 12
  • Next page
  • Accredited Museum Designated Outstanding Collection
  • LIBRARY AND MUSEUM CHARITABLE TRUST OF THE UNITED GRAND LODGE OF ENGLAND REGISTERED CHARITY NUMBER 1058497 / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2025

  • Accessibility statement

  • Designed, developed, and maintained by King's Digital Lab

We use cookies to track usage and preferences.

Privacy & cookie policy